My New Resume: Genius or Burnout?

TLDR: I revised my resume like never before, either I’m a trailblazer or going through a “Mid-Career-Crisis”.

Genius or Burnout: Afraid to ask the question, cause I think I know the answer…

Working with Drupal 8 has been the catalyst to finally push me over the edge and start working on rebuilding my resume. Although I’m well compensated at my current job, Drupal 8 just basically sucks, and it is doing absolutely nothing for my career. I can write complicated trading algorithms in python, but a try to figure out a hook in Drupal 8 and the wheels on the bus come off.

Doing a quick review of some of my posts, I seem to have inadvertently written quite a bit about finding work in the tech field:

How to decline a tech interview.

Best Cover Letter Ever or Worst Cover Letter Ever? <— Got me a job offer.

Here is me calling out Recruiter and wound up on the front page of Hacker News.

How do you get a job in algorithmic trading?

With that said, I’m so tired of people not even looking at my resume, not even a little research. My resume doesn’t even match my linkedin page, yet only 1 in 30 seem to figure that out. I totally understand recruiters are just dialing for dollars… (I don’t know how times I have politely explained to recruiter there is a difference between Java and Javasciript) But even for second round interviews, potential employers don’t even bother to make it to the second page. I swear. I was in a two hour interview and I was leaving, the lead programmer tried to give me back my resume for some reason, even though he printed it. Then he fumble the papers as he was trying to give it back to me and then he says with no shame “Oh there is a second page.?” Geez, I don’t expect people to memorize my resume, but I do expect some one to at least know there is a second page. So now that’s now where I put the my resume Easter egg.

In addition, we just hired some poor fool to come work with us on a Drupal 8 project. It was an interview of 5 people.  The resume was biazzare, it had long paragraphs for job descriptions. Generally, it was rather annoying to read, and didn’t say a lot about the person. There was one developer on the interview team that wanted to do nothing more that ask the standard “Douche Bag” Coder questions. What is OOP, do you know what dependency injection is? Name a HTTP verb. Just for the record we use Druapl 8, so we don’t need to get all high and mighty about coding definitions. Then when the person didn’t know some of the answers, this coder proceed to provide an explanation, so he could feel superior with his knowledge.

All said and done, the candidate got the job, in fact we all agreed with in about 5 minutes after the call, except for the technical coder. The candidates personality,  positive attitude and desire to maintain a job will over came any lack of supposed academic knowledge, I’ll be honest we are definitely not doing rocket surgery at current job. Time will tell if it works out, but I’m opportunistic about the candidate.  We aren’t hiring the brightest and the most brilliant, nor do we need to. It’s a job. You do the fun stuff after hours. So the whole interview process and getting the job had a whole lot to do with luck, timing and personality.

So with that in mind I put together a resume that I hope will keep people entertained. It will also give me the opportunity to see if anybody has actually read the resume and maybe provide some talking points or not. Here is a link to editable open source resume. So post your comments and grammar corrections, cause I’m sure there are some… Let me know how obnoxious or brilliant it is.

 

Chad Humphrey Denver, Co

[email protected]

EXPERIENCE

NuAxis / Gold Belt Hawk (Contractor to DOI)

October 2015 – PRESENT

PHP 7, Cold Fusion, Oracle Enterprise SQL, Drupal 8, Node.js, Git, Docker, Laravel, Mongo DB

Strategic Options ConsultingCode mercenary

August 2010 – PRESENT

I write Stock & Option algorithms for fun and profit. (I would do CrytpoCurrencies, but I’m not a “Crytpo Bro”.) Volatility Algorithm, Options IVOL Arbitrage, Stock & Equity Algorithms/Strategy

Python 3, CodeIgnigtor, PHP 7, Financial Algorithms, Algorithms, Html, CSS, Node.Js, MongoDB, Mysql, Laravel, amCharts.

Currently have numerous trade strategies implemented on Interactive Brokers and  TD Ameritrade.

Greenito.com, Sr. Developer on the Titanic

April 2015 – June 2015

90 days was just long enough to jump ship from this failed Cannabis startup. Used CakePHP and worked with an off-shore development team.

Digital Media Communications — CTO

May 2012 – March 2015

They called me the CTO, so they thought I could fix windows computers. But I was the only developer, so I guess that made me the CTO.

Codeigniter, linux servers, HTML, CSS, Video.js, CMS, PHP, S3.

EDUCATION

Occidental College, Los Angeles, CA — BA

I studied Art History, so how did I get into Code?

Pepperdine University, Malibu, CA — MBA

The worst time to get an MBA is right before a financial crisis.

SKILLS

  • 20 years in the Marines Corps will give you leadership and communication skills.
  • Creative and forward thinking: Some might consider this resume just that.
  • Worked remote for 3 years.

AWARDS

My awards are pinned on my chest, something about a tour in Iraq.

Crowd surfed at the Whiskey A Go Go.

A blog post I wrote, was on the front page of Hacker News.

Are there awards for writing code?

Etc.

Feel free to ask me about the 10 million M&Ms I delivered to Iraqi children while in Camp Fallujah.

 

 

 

Drupal Vs. Laravel

A few months ago I posted on HackerNews a question about Laravel vs. Drupal. Although an unofficial poll, One can the overwhelming response in favor of Laravel. However, gather feedback from the Internets wasn’t enough.

A little background, I’m working on a contract for a large organization and the administrator of the contract who has a background in system administration decided to use Drupal 8 as project to prevent people from uploading directly to the production server from Dreamweaver, SCP, FTP. terminal or some archaic method. (There is absolutely no deployment methodology) Prior to the sys admin leaving in July, I asked the sysadmin why he chose Drupal? His response was “Well I programmed in it briefly, like 10 years ago so I think it will help us.” So that was the rational. I started to learn to program in Drupal, I quickly learned that essential it is a pain in the @ss to program in Drupal. In fact it is downright excruciating.

Spending a few weeks trying to implement a simple group permission module that would allow certain writers access to certain articles and deny writers access to different articles, etc. What I would consider very basic content moderation / group access, there only two modules out there, Groups and Organic Groups and neither of them seem to work very well. Most importantly, most developers haven’t moved over to Drupal 8, so there doesn’t seem to be a rush to support these modules.  In addition, I had coded out content moderation / group access features in php / Codeignitior / MVC with no problems in the past.

With the  Sys Admin, who did a little coding 10 years ago, now gone, I saw opportunity to change direction, as I didn’t want to get stuck coding in Drupal. I address the issue with the new administrator and instead of telling him that I was going to switch to a new framework, I thought it was only fair to a present my case. I believe that it is important for administrators or senior leadership to make informed decisions. All to often I have seen developers just tell non technical people what they are going to and then start programming in their flavor of the week coding language. With that said I would put together a presentation on Drupal vs. Laravel and make non technical person to understand. I was excited about this because writing code is fun, but sometimes I like add a little more challenge and this would provide an opportunity.

The key issue really is 40% of the project really setting up a simple CMS system to publish articles. The other 60% of the project is completely unknown. It could be something like converting oracle data and displaying in a custom CMS view.

The one thing I did get to Sys Admin was to get a simple mission statement as to lock him down on the specifics of the project. So here is the presentation:

Mission Statement / Directive: To build a comprehensive Content Management System (CMS) using the Drupal framework to allow different stakeholders and pre approved groups the ability to create appropriate content (news, embeded video, images) and static pages for publication on the website. The public facing will only have read access and all content management (CRUD) will occur behind a protective firewall.

With that here is my presentation:

Laravel vs. Drupal

Problem: Develop a CMS for an unknown project description and make sure the CMS system is adaptable enough that it can implemented across a variety of project / websites that have not been defined.

Current situation: Currently we are attempting to implement Drupal 8, which was was released on Nov 2015. Drupal 8 is significantly different than Drupal 7 and does not have an end of life date. This is important to note that current web developers are not converting sites to Drupal 8 at an accelerated pace because they can continue to use Drupal 7. Hence the development on Drupal 8 and drupal modules has been slower and spotty. Implementing Drupal 7 would be an issue as we would be confronted with an upgrade to Drupal 8 in the future. Using Drupal 7 would only be an effort to kick the can down the road.

Proposed solution: After working with Drupal over the course of a few months, it appears the community is stuck in Drupal 7 and possibly abandoning the platform. Solutions to Drupal 8 issues appear to be sparse. In addition some key modules are in beta. Modules for group permissions, there are only two modules that support this feature. Which really makes this project dependent on the two modules. Permission to manage content is standard with WordPress.

After careful consideration and research. It is recommended we move over to the Laraval / PHP framework without altering our November or new October 1st deadline, maybe even decreasing it. Laraval is a robust framework that allows us to implement the most basic requirements of the “Drupal – RISE – Project” of creating a simple blog/article ability with basic Admin capabilities. The beauty of laravel allow to adapt and build features that we don’t know exist, for example connecting the water levels with mussel data should be able to develop without being bound to constraints that Drupal might place on creating new features. Although all constraints of a Drupal or Laravel can be overcome through programming, Laravel is just built in a way, that you can get up and running faster to implement new features.

PRO Laravel:
-Up and coming community
-Laracast (well documented support and video learning)
-Well received / received in the community
-Eloquent ORM (immediate protection against Mysql attacks)
-Lumen (micro service / API)
-Far greater admin user interface than Drupal
-Follows traditional MVC framework
-LDAP integration
-Super easy documentation:
https://laravel.com/docs/5.4/
https://laravel.com/api/5.4/
-Super easy and fast
-Implements a simple Model-View-Controller architecture

CON Laravel:
-New system
-Start from the beginning
-Started in 2012
-Calls it’s programmers, “Web Artisans”

PRO Drupal:
-Work already exists, LDAP, admin
-The traditional and established “work horse”, built in 2001
-Empirical evidence appears that drupal is used for newspapers format.

CON Drupal:
-Open source community seems to be stuck between Drupal 7 and Drupal 8, minimal development
– https://www.drupal.org/project/dbfm (Module Derick needs is stuck on Drupal 7)
– https://www.drupal.org/project/group
-Fading use as illustrated in charts below.
-Not traditional MVC environment (although moving towards it)

Google:
https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=today%205-y&geo=US&q=drupal%208,drupal%207,drupal,laravel

Stack Overflow:
https://data.stackexchange.com/stackoverflow/query/697097#graph

Reditt:
Drupal Users Group: https://www.reddit.com/r/drupal/ = 7,066 readers
Laravel Users Group: https://www.reddit.com/r/laravel/ = 11,028 readers

Epilogue: In the end, I wasn’t able to persuade the new Sys Admin to move over to Laravel, we are stuck with Drupal.  Not sure if I really lost as much as I might not have hit the right selling points with the audience. That can be difficult, when the mission statement is very open and the end goals are not defined.  I did have some competition as another developer presented the case for Drupal.  Any frame work is going to be flawed, but the lack of support in the Drupal 8 community is a serious issue. On the bright side, I was able to gain exposure to Laravel as I got to play around with it for a week or so. Although my background is Codeigniter, Laravel is super fast to pick up super quick to learn.

Leave back here or on hackernews, be interesting to see the communities thoughts.